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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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boring as bat shit

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.
Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."
by Incept May 15, 2016
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boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.
"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.
by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016
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Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"
by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008
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boring as bat shit

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.
That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.
by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016
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Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.
"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."
by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020
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Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."
by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021
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