Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

barnsided

A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups of an animal nature.

While Daniel was surfing the internet looking for tractors and other farm equipment, he was barnsided by several pornographic sites with sheep and cows.

by Nick Nickerson August 11, 2005

Berarded

Bearded Retard

check out the goatee on that retard... berarded

by agentORage December 5, 2013

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

bernardette

French girl,

probably gay

juan: hey did you see that girl
sebas: yes, but she's bernardette
juan: nevermind

by Ajo-Elote February 13, 2018

Bacarded

To be drunk on bacardi that it makes you retarted

I got so fucking bacarded this weekend!

by nd171717 September 8, 2019