A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
by Psykram May 12, 2010
Get the Rocky Mountain Barking Spidersmug. by mronesuit August 12, 2009
Get the barking tree spidersmug. by Pugs64 March 30, 2010
Get the barking wolf spidermug. To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
Get the spider barkmug. A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010
Get the Barking Skunk Spidermug. *someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Barking Spidermug. a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022
Get the adirondack barking spidermug.