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Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.
by JBalla November 15, 2013
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Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
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ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner
'what is this new form of ballardry'

he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w April 19, 2018
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Balanzard

When Blizzard doing balance it is normally so bad that it is way imbalanced after they did it. Or other games doing balance as bad as Blizzard.
A: 'Why they nerf the weakest character in this game instead of the op-est, IMBA character?'
B: 'Oh, that game just Balanzarded their characters.'
by Tiger Schnee November 25, 2017
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ballardini

A Ballardini is a very closed boy, he doesn't open that much to people, But when you get to know him he is an explosion of excitement. By the mixture of his emotions he is oftenly described as a person with gay character
Quit talking about it! You are such a Ballardini! I wish I was as shady as Ballardini
by Arabian Boy February 8, 2018
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Ballard

A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!

That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!

Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
by kayralover69 June 18, 2018
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Ballard county

Everyone from meth heads to pot heads . Even the best homegrown is from here
What you smoking? Some good ole ballard county homegrown, the best around
by Bc homeboy June 19, 2019
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