Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020

ballsitch

When a person touches another person's underside of the chin and shouts out BALLSITCH!, usually used as a joke

A bunch of guys came to me and ballsitched me so much, now the underside of my chin is all red.

by pacmanlikespie April 10, 2013

Ballistic

to be extremely and uncontrollable furious

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you

joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch

by zeta_prime November 15, 2021

Kentucky ballistic

Interesting your thumb into the neckhole of a chain smoker.

Little Johnny asked for the Kentucky ballistic special from the tweakers in the alleyway.

by Black_cheese21 May 21, 2021

slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

ballsitch

When one's testicles itch so much they have to stop all other activities.

I got a ballsitch so bad at work, I didn't notice the bandsaw cutting into my arm.

by Mick65 August 24, 2006