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twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 23, 2008
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Baked Potatoe

Used to describe a situation that was originally cool, but is now even better.
"Its snowing and there's no school today!" "I'm gonna throw a huge birthday party!" "Baked potatoe!"
by Zach March 23, 2004
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baked potato

(noun) Increasing the worth of something good, specifically, another noun.
"Today is beautiful."
"A baked potato! There's a party tonight!"
or
"That girl is really smart."
"I'd have to say she's baked potato. Look how hot she is!
by PW March 25, 2004
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Twice Baked Potato

Freezing a piece of feces, so it will be hard, like a dildo. The frozen piece of feces is inserted into the sexual partner's anus, like a dildo. This is known as space docking. Once the piece of frozen feces is completely inserted into the anus, it is pooped out onto the other sexual partner. It is a piece of feces that is being pooped twice. Hence the name Twice Baked Potato
Bob took the frozen piece of crap out of the freezer, and put it in Jerry's booty hole. Jerry responded by crapping the crap onto Bob's tits. Jerry turned that space docking into a twice baked potato.
by SCOOT112381 June 13, 2008
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Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.
I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.
by Drock800 August 13, 2023
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twice baked potato

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.
My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.
by c. rollz October 19, 2013
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Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011
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