Bahammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.

See also: hammered, shit-faced

I drank so much rum last night in the Bahamas I barely remember getting home, bro I was Bahammered!

by BrandingQueen January 5, 2019

bahiana

she is the best person to be born. Bahiana had an amazing soul and she is so fucking beautiful like wow. She is shy and gets depression!
She is waiting for the right person to walk in her life

Will: Hey who is that girl?
Dani:That’s bahiana

will: She is so pretty

Dani: Yeah! She has an amazing soul

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Bahamas473

Bahamas473 is a horrifying place just outside of North Macedonia. It has zombie. It has murerderes? And it has Zombiemurderers.? It is also a great password.

I went t Bahamas473 yesterday, I am now a zombie.

by Bahamas473 May 12, 2023

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

Bahamondes

1. (N) A last name of a famous soccer player Frasisco, Bahamondes

2. (N) a last name commonly in Spanish family's

3. (N) it means 'underworld' or 'beautiful world'

1. You know Francisco, Bahamondes the soccer player?

2. Teacher: "what's your last name again?"
Me: "bahamondes"

3. We live in a bahamondes

I wonder if we go to the bahamondes when we die?

by r3v3nger January 5, 2017

Bahamut

The King and God of all good Dragons. He and his evil counterpart Timat battle throughout history.

As i look into the mighty one's eyes, I became filed with hope and power. I became Him and He became me. I am Bahamut!

by DracoBahamut September 7, 2007

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015