Bonk

“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha I hurt people. *boink* I’m a force of nature. *bonk* if you were from where I was from, you’d be f*ckin’ dead. *chaotic screaming* Whooo!
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by JamEpix August 25, 2019
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Bonk crashed and won't be back up untill tomorrow.
by Steve Roberson May 04, 2005
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an expression utterd when hitting some one when playing the game "bonk". the game bonk is simply when some one responds to a question you ask, you smack them and say bonk. eventually the person should realize whats going on, and the game is spread.

the game is especially captivating on planes and buses.
suggestions: don't start a game up with people who are significantly bigger than you, or people that irritate easily.
by sleepisbetter June 13, 2003
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intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.
I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?
by stsebastian November 29, 2009
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Jade and Darrick are in the process of bonking right now
by Leah Moss February 15, 2007
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1. An expression used to describe the sound of something being hit or walloped

2. Calling someone "bonked on the head" means that they're stupid in some way. Or just really dumb
Person 1: hey watch out!
Person 2: wh-
Person 1: *bonk*
Person 2: I have been bonked
by Chickennuggetchan May 09, 2020
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To my surprise, Mikey pulled down his pants and he got a bonk!
by rhahahaha July 03, 2021
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