Jaw Boning

When a slut sucks two dicks at the same time.

Rachel was jaw boning me and Roger last night. We busted all over her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .

Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .

by milfy902 November 19, 2014

furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex

Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

Phone Boning

The act of having over the phone sex. Talking nothing but freaky, nasty, sexual, and horny langauge.

Hey baby, lets do some PHONE BONING.

by The G One April 13, 2009

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

T-boning

When you having sex with a girl and pull out too far then miss and bend you penis

Me: Yo Fabs I was banging this bird then ended up T-boning he
Fabs: mate that must have been well painful

by Posh Twat September 22, 2015

nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet November 20, 2007