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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by the greatest megalomaniac ever December 9, 2008
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Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.
Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.
by KaptainJack October 23, 2019
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beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.
"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."
by michael j fox January 2, 2007
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bryonne

a re-spelling of the name of a particular valley in France from the 1600's that once housed a small duke's citadel before becomeing entirely flooded in a messed up attempt to build a moat around the place.
Also, a uncommon name given to girls of French descent.
Person #1: So, where'd your parents come from?
Person #2: Bryonne.
Person #1: What? Where's that?
Person #2: France.
Person #1: Oh.
by Bryonne Langlois October 30, 2007
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Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.
"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
by Skoolp January 1, 2012
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m9 bayonet

The Knife Found In CS:GO
Overly Expensive, over 50dollars, so might as well not buy.

Looks Nice
Oh Shit That Guy Got A M9 Bayonet, Must Be A Rich Kid.
by Crivio August 12, 2017
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Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.
Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009
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