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Bathroom Cough

The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."

"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
by LutJ March 27, 2012
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bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.
I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.
by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010
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Bathroom Rodeo

Riding another person like a bull in a bathroom stall. Originated on Tik Tok
During semesters we’re doing a bathroom rodeo want to come?
by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020
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bathroom Polo

Most notably mentioned in the song, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Bathroom Polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. Usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. Since Ralph Lauren's Polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.
"Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo."
by GhostFaceGirl December 31, 2008
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Bathroom Model

A girl who takes a lot of self-portraits on the Bathroom mirror for the sole purpose of posting them on social networking sites. Usually done with a camera phone!!!
oh, dont you kno this girl takes all her pics on the mirror, such a bathroom model
by Black Supahero August 21, 2010
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bathroom audible

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.
I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
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Bathroom Meteorologist

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist
by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010
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