baffl

Best
Asian
Friend
For
Life

Eva is my BAFFL

by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015

head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

maria bamford

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

by elnewton January 18, 2009

Bamfajesusaurus Rex

The top of all BAMFs Higher than even the bamf vips and Bamfasaurus Rex's!!! reserved for the select few like Chuck Noris

Joe: Dude have you seen the new kid?
Bill: the one dating Iana?
Joe: Yeah! he is such a Bamfajesusaurus Rex!!!

by mydadgaveupopcorn June 16, 2010

BAMFs

Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who party & bullshit. They don't care what other people think of them, and are usually heavy drinkers.

Damn those girls are BAMFs, we should party with them.

by stephhhaniie August 1, 2009

bamfette

A girl who simply can't be beat. Usually found kickin' it with a huge pack of BAMF's (male).

Damn, check out that girl, what a bamfette!

by BAMF-ette's December 25, 2008

Bamaloo

Is a staff member on Habbo Hotel AU
She is widely known for giving out perm bans to everywhere for swearing,
She has an intimiate relationship with Fozzie and Fushiku,
She enjoys cybering on habbo

Bamaloo: Meet me in my office Fozzie for some....... study

Fozzie: I'll bring the lube

by xMaddiex January 16, 2009