food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

food baby

defecation;

I'm going into labor - I'm gonna have a food baby!

by Scrops July 12, 2002

Food-Baby

When you eat vast quantities of food all at once and you feel like you're belly has grown as if you are carrying a baby. The feeling of having gained weight suddenly can also accompany a food-baby.

Person 1: "Hey Brian, have you tried some of that soup?"
Brian: "I would love too, my I already ate too much. My stomach feels massive and i feel bloated."
Person 1:"Good for you for trying all that food, but I think you have a food-baby."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

food baby

when you have eated a truly stupid amount of food, thus having streached your stomach into a shape that resembles that of a pregnant lady, execpt your baby is made out of food, thus the name Food Baby. Food babies are often the product of eating rampages.

EDEN! I ATE 4 BOWLS OF MASHED POTATOES AND NOW I HAVE A MASSIVE FOOD BABY!

by ilovebj July 30, 2010

Food Baby

When someone eats too much, and their stomach has the little roll. It looks some what similar to being under three months pregnant. As for the name, food baby it makes itself pretty self explanatory.

Rachel: Oh god I ate too much and now I have food baby!

by DJ India P March 6, 2009

Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

by jessicaisabitch November 20, 2011