by cocowellington December 28, 2008
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by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004
Get the C.P.A.B.H mug.What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
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A pasty, white, socially inept American dork that has never learned to dress properly or how a gym membership works. Is likely part of the incel movement. Has to fly over to some economically depressed Asian country in order to trick a girl into being with him. After a hasty marriage, he blows up your feeds with pictures trying to prove his new social value. Beware of the LBH at bars/clubs... he will drivel on endlessly explaining his worldly insights into his newly adopted "oriental" multi-culturalism
A pasty, white, socially inept American dork that has never learned to dress properly or how a gym membership works. Is likely part of the incel movement. Has to fly over to some economically depressed Asian country in order to trick a girl into being with him. After a hasty marriage, he blows up your feeds with pictures trying to prove his new social value. Beware of the LBH at bars/clubs... he will drivel on endlessly explaining his worldly insights into his newly adopted "oriental" multi-culturalism
L.B.H. Steve's fucking facebook posts about all his favorite new Pho restaurants are pissing me off... I'm going to bang his hot wife until she can open her eyes enough to see what she's gotten herself wrapped up in
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