anniversary break up

when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary

Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"

by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012

anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

Anniversity

An anniversary of adversity, usually borne by people of groups that are striving to exist against great odds.

We just had our Third Anniversity and looking back, we over came some big issues along the way.

by CaptD February 19, 2011

Feliz Aniverseesaw

A mistake made by LOONA's Haseul during the Hello 82 Spanish Interview, and what made this funny was that the shows editors actually edited it themselves instead of Orbits clowning them.

Long story short Feliz Aniverseesaw!

by MegaloMatrix October 2, 2020

anivia

Its a fucking ice bird and its pretty cool. Its also a slang term for league of legend fuq bois to scream at their teamm8s to tell them to chill. But it doesn't work resulting in a angry korean kid breaking his keyboard on his desk.

Dave: JOHNNY , Anivia please
Did you see that anivia its kdr is insane

by LugiaKrafter April 15, 2018

annivorcery

anniversary of a divorce

My parents' anniversory was last month. Each of them celebrated with their new spouses.

by dp January 19, 2005

Aznidentity

Perhaps the saddest subreddit of all time. Most users blame all their misfortunes on "yt" (white) people and hope to see USA collapse (which is strange, since most of the users reside in the US).

About 70% of posts are guys complaining about how emasculating it is to see WMAF (white man - asian female) couples. The other 30% mostly revolves around complaining about how none of the white people in their high schools wanted to be their friends.

Incel Asian guy: I went on Aznidentity to seek dating advice.

Normal Asian guy: Um... why?? That sub is full of psychos.

Incel Asian guy: Oh, that explains why someone suggested I eradicate all white men from Earth to show Asian men's dominance.

Normal Asian guy: *facepalm*

by Alexisdormansux November 13, 2022