Axel

He’s a mean goblin and steals gold all the time so watch out lady’s !

Ohhh no it must be axel stealing my gold !

by Iamdorythefish! May 16, 2018

Axel

Simply Just An Amazing Nice Sweet Guy With A Small Penis . Also Has An Extremely Handsome Jawline.

Man I Wish I Had An Axel!

by Billy bong man March 30, 2019

Axel

A guy with a small penis and is really gay

Axel has a very small penis

by Rhino boy November 26, 2019

Axel

A word describing someone incredibly annoying with stupid, unnatural hair colors and the habit of repeating the same thing over and over again.

"Bob won't stop saying 'Got it memorized' after everything."
"God, he's such an Axel!"

by ElleTerra September 28, 2009

Axel

A person that is very holy of nature and screams SOL'S BLESSING as soon as he gets into trouble or/if the sun is shining.
Also attracts the opposite gender naturally.
Usually has very light or blonde hair.
An Axel is also very easy to trick by showing them pictures of women wearing daring clothes.
Can by nature hear sounds that are not normally hearable by normal people.

Hates to be chased by The Green Sloth.
Usually is a member of the holy church nearby your town/city.

You: Oh my god, that guy is so bright and holy. Let's beat the shit out of him and steal his money.

The Axel turns around and shouts SOL'S BLESSING before he runs away instantly.

You: I can't see shit, let's go home and have a spliff.

by the chilla March 18, 2010

Axel

Axel is a rude Mexican guy who will lie to you about everything, treat you like shit, do nothing for you and expect everything in return, and when you threaten to leave him, he’ll beg and apologize and tell you he loves you. As well, he acts like such a baby and is the kind of person that feels sorry for themselves. Oh, and he also has a small dick.

Axel: I’m so sorry baby girl, it won’t happen again. Please don’t leave me, you’re my everything.

by Sarabella May 19, 2018

Axel

A girly guy who is over dramatic, super clingy, and doesn't have any sense of personal hygene. And is obsessed with going to girls slumber parties, for the mani-pedis only. :)

Did he really just paint his toe nails pink?

Yep, he's an axel!

by Double D Twins :) February 23, 2011