Axe

A brand of okay-smelling colognes and body-sprays that is misused by teenagers everywhere who think it's perfectly okay to replace a clean, refreshing shower every morning or after P.E. with half a can of body spray. In their disgusting and futile attempt at hygiene, it ends with them smelling horrible and looking like a giant douchebag.

Lanky Teenager: I've got a bright idea - instead of taking a shower after P.E. like everyone else, I'll dunk some cheap Kilo body spray on myself!

*Walks into hallway*

Girl: *sniffs* What is that?

Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*

Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.

by HotMagma December 30, 2013

Axe

A middle schooler's shower, often repelling all other life forms from the pure stench.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, this is that new smell of Axe that my mom bought me."

by zaddio August 22, 2018

Axe

A weapon of high destruction usually found in a middle school boys locker. This weapon suffocates the victims and gives the user delusions that they are cool.

NOO THE AXE HAS BEEN SET OFF

by ImPanDontMakeMeDecide April 17, 2019

axe

a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)

He plays a mean axe.

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Axe

the best smelling deodorant body spray there is.

girl:"when jared wears axe it turns me on"
other girl:"yeah me too, other stuff makes me gag

by jon1243 May 26, 2005

axe

a body spray made for men that sexually drives girls. some girls like it so much they wear it themselves.

1) dude, the other day I was wearing axe and this chik was totally all over me
2)OMG gurl!! he was wearing some axe and DAMN I wanted him!!

by babygiirl April 5, 2005

Axe

Code word for douche bag alert.

That guy looks like he uses axe body spray. (That guy seems like a douche)

by Komuhhdee January 14, 2015