Avoid the Noid

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

by robothater August 15, 2009

Avokoalas

Avokoalas are the plural version of the avockoala which is basically a theorem that states that koalas noses are actually avocados. This theorem is supported by true factual evidence discovered in both Mexico and Australia. Avokoala is used as a noun, basically just saying that it is a koala and you believe it's nose is an avocado.

I saw some avokoalas at the zoo, they are real boi!

by Kenzboiiiiii June 19, 2017

Avoid a person

Definition of avoid for English Language Learners. : to stay away from (someone or something) : to prevent the occurrence of (something bad, unpleasant, etc.) : to keep yourself from doing (something) or participating in (something)

He continued to avoid her even though he knew she liked him.

keep away from or stop oneself from doing (something).
"avoid excessive exposure to the sun"
synonyms: keep away from, stay away from, steer clear of, give a wide berth to, fight shy of
"I avoid situations that stress me out"

repudiate, nullify, or render void (a decree or contract).

Avoid a person. To walk away from turn your back to them. Completely give them the cold shoulder and forget that you ever talked to them. Forget they are alive and or be rude and don't say "hello how are you?" How was your weekend? He gave her the cold shoulder by not acknowledging that she was there. He started being a complete ASS HOLE by ignoring her and forgetting that she cared about him. He became rude and selfish!!! Dumb Fuck!!

by Rosebud1997 December 4, 2017

Avoie

The most mjmeli person on the earth. Takes your breath away with just one fart.(never experienced it, sadly) Won’t let shore-dedismtyvneli-na eat his ass out.

-who’s that?

-that’s Avoie. I heard he poops 127373738292727373272827 times a day.
-what a legend.

by Avoies dzukna November 30, 2019

Avoid Arousal April

Something to look forward to after Finger Free February.

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it

by fatyoshi24 October 4, 2021

AVIKNOOATH

AVIKNOOATH MEANS A PERSON WHO LIVES IN THE DARK.
HE GOES BY THE NAME RAVICK.
HAS ABILITY TO STEAL YOUR MOM.
HE LIKES JAPANESE SHIT .
CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENT ON TIME.

TEXT 1 : MY FATHER MARRIED A LOT OF WOMEN, HE A (AVIKNOOATH)
TEXT 2 : IN MY SCHOOL AROUND 30 STUDENTS HAVE THE SAME FATHER, HE A (AVIKNOOATH)

by ravick potter November 23, 2021

Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

by Doomstadt February 25, 2012