automatic

A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.

I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.

by FlakeyWaffle April 28, 2006

automatic

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.

A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.

by DaBoss November 28, 2006

Automatomate

To automatically automate ones automatic desire to automate an inanimate object, automatomatically.

Homosapien #0 - Hey, I so want to automatomate that squirrel.

Homosapien #1 - Bestiality is frowned upon in most cultures.

by Bowl Cutterson September 9, 2011

Automatronic

a object which moves with just the press of a button.

"The chair is automatronic!!!"

by Reesespieces:) October 2, 2011

automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

mere automata

(note: automata is plural of automaton)

This means
1)a being or person that only behaves or responds in a mechanical way.
2)A self-operating machine or mechanism, especially a robot.

Some are convinced that all other animals on the earth are mere automata

by Mavisperson December 16, 2005

Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011