A stupid AI bot who thinks it can finish your text but ends up ruining them or making for a weird text
by CEO.of.your.mom January 30, 2022

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.
Example:
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021

Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll
by an idiot October 5, 2020

When you are talking or telling a story and someone in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting grammar mistakes or details about your story.
For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”
Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”
Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
Sophia if you don’t stop autocorrecting me I’m gonna knock you out.
Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.
-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
by AuD14 September 7, 2013

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022

by bobababie February 20, 2020
