A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
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Alana: I had to blow a homeless dude last night to get a ginger ale.
Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.
Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.
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When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.
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noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014
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Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
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