arsch mit ohren

German definition of a real idiot. Literally 'an ass with ears'.
Photomontage artist John Heartfield represented it as a well filled pair of men's trousers, seen from the rear, with huge human ears attached, one on either side.

"Du Arsch mit ohren!"

by squeam August 19, 2007

asschuck

verb meaning to spew from the butt

Don't go in there, I just asschucked.

by lortay August 18, 2006

Arschkarte (German)

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

Auschwitz

a great place

It has public showers and everything

person 1: Yo I love Auschwitz

Jew: Ew

by Hitler was correct in 1943 February 28, 2021

Anschluss

Political or diplomatic intercourse

Freaking Germans, always ready to anschluss with other nations!

by Moody092 April 30, 2011

Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Arschficksong

A song by a german rapper named Sido self proclaimed himself the Arschfickmann (Ass fuck man).

Ich hab experementiert
Kathrin war schockiert
sie hat nicht gewusst das der Dildo auch vibriert
ihr Arsch hat geblutet und ich bin gekomm'n
seit diesen Tag sing ich die Arschficksong

by TehMan111111111 June 13, 2006