Auntie Doris 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

Auntie Lolet 

A song by D3 in which you take a piece of clothing, hold it up in front of you, and jump up and down singing "I'M AUNTIE LOLET-OLET~!!!!" (She has SBL)

"I hab to brabe de estorm." ~ Auntie Lolet last night.

Auntie Lolet by BoyBee April 15, 2004

auntie flo 

A colloquial expression for a woman's menstrual cycle.

Auntie flo can also be used in limericks, such as here:

There once was an auntie called flo.
She was sexy and red like Bordeaux.
When she met a vibrator,
She said: come back later,
Cuz today I prefer a regular Joe.

auntie flo by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

Auntie Sparknotes 

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

Auntie Sparknotes by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

Auntie Snoop 

Finest Bitch to ever grace this planet

Id let Auntie Snoop suck the meat off my dick

Auntie Snoop by Coontasha Niggalina October 24, 2019

Auntie Em 

Someone who thinks they are ANTM--America's Next Top Model (but rarely are).

Oh my, that girl over there--yeah, the one in the Rock and Republic jeans, white wife-beater, and hair extensions--she is a total Auntie Em!

Auntie Em by Simon Morris December 13, 2004

auntie janea-nea 

Slang. A wise female who generally tends to be badass has a Mama's heart and perspective. Could whoop Media's ass but would rather get stoned with her. Synonyms : Snapped. Shuurrrie. I Bestis. EsJayO. Also See: B&S, Batdaddy, Besti.

Oh hell No! FUCK YOU LIL KID! I'M BOUT TO GO ALL AUNTIE JANEA-NEA ON YO ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THAT SHIT DONE RIGHT! I saved you a hot plate in the microwave for when you're done, though.... Love ya bunches and stuff!

auntie janea-nea by Fletch y Randolphaho June 21, 2017