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Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009
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atomic situp

person 1 is baited into performing "the hardest situp ever". Person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. Person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. Meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1's face with out him knowing. Person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. The result is person 1's nose is planted into person 2's ass.
Betcha cant do an atomic situp
by Double fisted Bobo August 18, 2003
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atomic wedgie

When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
by tapped to hoop January 11, 2005
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Atomic Pumpkin

When a ginger shits on your face while jerking you off at the same time.
Man, that ginger gave me the best atomic pumpkin of my life
by TFogarty September 8, 2023
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atomic bomb

an atomic bomb is performed by climbing to the top of the stall and shitting (or attempting to shit) into the toilet from about 5 to 6 feet above the bowl

may also be called atomic dump
freddy climbed up on the stall and dropped an atomic bomb into the crapper
by pmoney May 13, 2005
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Atomic Wedgie

When a victim's underwear is pulled over their head. Mostly done by bullies.

A bully picks their vitcim and these wedgies are easily done on us females. Get the victim's underwear and pull. Then keep pulling until the undies are near the victim's head. For extra effect give the victim this wedgie while they are only in underwear and if they are female then give this wedgie while they are in their bra and panties. After you pull them above their head, put their underwear over and on their head. You can tape their underwear on their head and it is better if the victim cannot see because of their undies on their head.
I am in my highschool years and I was stripped into my Disney "Frozen" bra and panties and given an atomic wedgie. People laughed at me because I was wearing "childish" panties and I was only wearing my bra and panties with plenty of people taking pictures. To make it worse I peed myself because of the wedgie I was stuck in.
by WedgiedGirl November 4, 2018
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atomic deuce

The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.
Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.
by Adam Dubois November 1, 2006
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