Asynchronous Learning

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.

Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.

by BTAR December 14, 2020

Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Austyn

The hottest girl in your tiny town. A female Austyn usually hates her name to the ends of this earth, and tries to get people to call her by her nickname. You can usually find a female Austyn in a small town, with big city dreams. She sucks bad at math, but is amazingly pretty and nice, and down to earth. She doesn't really date that much, she's very picky and tries to choose the nicest guy she can find... which becomes hard for her because so many guys secretly like her that she gets overwhelmed. If there was a definition for beauty, her photo would be under it. She is unusual, understanding and trustworthy. You can tell any of your secrets or problems to her and she won't spread a word.

Person 1- "Wow that girl is such an Austyn!"
Person 2- "It's too bad she's picky about her guys, otherwise I'd date her!"

by thislittlegaall January 1, 2012

Austyn

The cutest guy in the world. He has the biggest heart. He is so handsome. He is so sweet and all around perfect.

My boyfriend is definitely named Austyn.

by AHHHEHE July 17, 2014

aston

ladys man, great at guessing, amazing in bed, super fresh and always has the best style

aston is fresh

by ilikeyourname December 3, 2010

Aston Villa

Nicknamed The Villans, Aston Villa Football Club were founded by a group of cricketers from the Villa Cross Weslyan Chapel in the city of Birmingham in 1874.
They currently play in the FA Premier League. It is one of the oldest and most successful football clubs in England.

villa for life
up the villa
villa till i die
And it's Aston Villa - we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.

by villafan July 18, 2006

aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005