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assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.
Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat
by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019
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asswhat

an asswhat is an asswhat.
guy one: alyssa is an asswhat
by ya boi 96 August 11, 2019
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asswerted

Announcing with gravitas and feigned authority that something is a fact with the express purpose of demanding the listener buy the facade of the speaker's fantastical persona. Broadcasting a statement while intending to build an image and simultaneously diminish others.
He asswerted that people who didn't reverse their cars into parking spaces were entirely incapable of planning ahead in anything.

He asswerted so often, claiming expertise in areas in which he had no experience; his managers would sometimes opt to expose him to the consultants embarrass him. They had hoped the experience would restrain his daily grandiosity.

He asswerted that he knew FAR more than ALL the staff put together!

She asswerted her niece's boyfriend is a bad person, because her brother-in-law didn't like the young man.

He asswerted he knew more about the aircraft and how it was used than anyone else while watching a military aviation documentary alongside a USAF combat veteran (who had actually flown on the aircraft being discussed). He continued to loudly asswert over others whenever they'd offer their experiences.
by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020
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Asseating

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.
Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!
by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021
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asseater

someone who sucks up (their ass) to people, Often with Educators or at the Workplace
A:have you seen john and the teacher? B:Yeah, he's such an asseater
by effyoncoke February 7, 2021
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Asswater

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.
Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.
by joetazunawife November 6, 2021
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Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.
That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.
by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011
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