A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the Asstastic mug.The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.
Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.
by Kim Browne July 28, 2008
Get the Asstachment mug.describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.
B: You asshat.
by ami am December 26, 2005
Get the asshat mug.Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.
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