assrash

When you have an itch in your ass.

"Oh i got a bad assrash today"

by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006

assritis

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

by txblueyes April 19, 2011

southside assraper

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough

Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper

by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018

asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010

assrag

A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.

Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!

by zatr5000 November 5, 2005

ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009