ASSplosion

The result of one having too big of an ass.

OMFG HER PANTS ARE WAY TO TIGHT FOR HER BEHIND... SHE'S GONNA HAVE AN ASSPLOSION

by chochos July 29, 2005

assplosion

when someone or a group of people experiened a massive unstoppable butt-hurt

Pussy Riot's performance in that huge church initiated a wide-spreading assplosions among orthodox adepts all over the country.

by ks1v June 26, 2016

Assplosion

When you have to run to the bathroom for a poop. Usually diarrhea. It can be associated with heavy drinking, or greasy food. Sometimes both.

I just had an Assplosion in the toilet.

by HumpinGrannys September 3, 2016

assplosion

The act of explosive diarrhea.

There was an assplosion in the toilet

by Trip tales July 29, 2020

assumotion

The art of derailing your mother-in-law.

I got her with a little assumotion.

by RamRodRick October 29, 2015

Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.

“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”

by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025