bitch assing

To be obsessed with your SAT test prep book in a totally sexual way and feel the constant desire to search reddit for every thing collegeboard has ever released

Damn that guy in the bathroom is totally bitch assing! he hugs his princeton review while he poops!

by fatpapa July 18, 2018

Assing

When a couple is in a spooning position and the person in the front rubs their ass on the person behind them to let them know they are aroused and want to have sex.

Honey, I was Assing you last night cause I was so horny.

Babe, I felt you Assing me last night and I got rock hard.

by SheDefines September 9, 2018

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

assing

to ass, or to kick ass (as in a game or other happening)

YO, we are so ASSING you in the game tomorrow.

by Victoria Reyes November 20, 2006

assing

Acting like an ass.

Man that customer I just got off the phone with was really assing.

by scm21st November 10, 2009

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

asspig

n: One who gives up sex easily via the anal-sphinchter

Look at that fag backing-up on every man in this joint! He is such an 'asspig'!

by Groinker March 15, 2008