Assanatou

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

ass man supreme

A man who is truly a terrible individaul in every way.

I saw Glen the other day. He is such an ass man supreme.

by Lee/Ferg April 26, 2009

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

grown ass man

1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person

1- "That papercut looks pretty bad, do you need a band-aid?"
"NO NIGGA! IM A GROWN ASS MAN!"

2- "Ow. I got a papercut and it really hurts."
"You a grown ass man, stop crying like a bitch."

by Dub-Fresh May 13, 2007

assanitting

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

Assante

One Sexy African American

You look like Assante

by Hawks fan November 13, 2019

Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021