The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.
by neezy aka elno January 27, 2009
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Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.
I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.
by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007
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When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
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When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.
Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011
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