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Fall Asleep Trick

The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.
Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.
by neezy aka elno January 27, 2009
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assweep

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.
I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.
by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007
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Asleep at the wheel

When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021
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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!
by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020
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asslee

That asslee is wack!!
by awesome!! March 28, 2009
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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.
Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011
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national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.
hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"
by dumbooo May 12, 2020
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