Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 June 9, 2016

Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend

Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.

by IBK90 December 4, 2019

assistant cock sucker

Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.

1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.

2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker

by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009

administrative assistant

An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.

Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.

The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.

by `/.;' May 5, 2011

kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.

Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

Legal Assistant

Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.

A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.

by browneyez310 January 17, 2009