assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

Assflea

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010

assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

Assflop

Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .

Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop

by Nolife56 May 6, 2013

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

by felixh December 19, 2017

Asslyn

A thick ass blonde female

Bro there was no way I could’ve pulled out of asslyn last night

by Asslyn March 19, 2018