asscave

asscave was the original image of a woman's gaping asshole, scattered with nearly a dozen clitoral piercings, while her rosey red fingernail polish shined brightly on her hands that were spreading her ass. this legendary image was found years before goatse images started even appearing. a quick google image search for this name should produce results.

that's a disgusting picture, is it goatse? no it's asscave.

by grindking September 26, 2007

ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

Assata

a beautiful warrior that is smart but also makes mistakes from time to time and loves to have fun...she does get in trouble from time to time but that just makes her more exciting she loves animals but she is not a people person she just hate fake people but she knows how to deal with them

gosh she is so perfect she is such an Assata

by Assata smith June 16, 2017

asscano

When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.

Who wants to do the asscano?

by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006

assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Bitch ass cat

Being a bitch ass cat; stupid bitch ass

Mrs. Zemen is a stupid Bitch ass cat.

by school hater 12345 January 1, 2012