assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

Assbat

Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Assrat

Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever

Assrat was the popular guy at school, everyone lved him

by Saber_Tooth_Rat April 22, 2021

assbracket

Similar to asshat, but it a bracket all their own. Assbrackets will amaze you with their stupidity and lack of concern in general.

Come on assbracket, everybody's waiting on you.

OR
Shut your mouth assbracket, you're ruining it for everybody!

by AssCrackJr. July 28, 2021

assbrain

Any person who pulls into the left lane cutting you off and then going 15 under the speed limit.

You assbrain you almost hit me.

by alcifer May 17, 2023

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011