assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

by Loogy June 5, 2011

asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

by beatation February 22, 2011

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

Assfucker

someone who fucks doggie style

by Cemore Butts October 13, 2003

assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

by btsmith January 12, 2006

Ass-bucket

Worse than a you-boy. Worthless, unreliable and a liability. A member of the community that should be avoided.

A dude is a good worker- dependable, strong and reliable. A you-boy is less dependable but still strong and able. However an ass-bucket is worthless and unwanted.

by Indigowashere December 8, 2025