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Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.
Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014
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autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.
I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.
by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021
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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
by Sparker February 8, 2014
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autoerotic asphyxiation

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing
by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003
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autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.
The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.
by star5 April 5, 2007
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