asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

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Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

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Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

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Asphalt Kingz

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) is the motherfucking gang.

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) the gang bitch.

by Akbishh February 14, 2021

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asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

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