Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."

by compubrains27 December 6, 2009

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The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

by David Ashton February 25, 2005

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