A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.
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Location: midrealm
Terrain: moderate temperature during spring/summer months. Below freezing during winter months. Lush green plains with crystal clear water rivers lakes and ponds. On the coast of a bright blue sea with swamp lands surrounding the coast. And dense forest.
Inhabitants: these include the wolfetarian race (founding race) demons humans fallen angels and monsters.
Capital: aslandonia
Kingdoms: royal Kingdom (contains the capital) Valateri kingdom and Van Aalsburg. (Later all become the royal Kingdom.)
Motto: a place of freedom equality peace and happiness
Location: midrealm
Terrain: moderate temperature during spring/summer months. Below freezing during winter months. Lush green plains with crystal clear water rivers lakes and ponds. On the coast of a bright blue sea with swamp lands surrounding the coast. And dense forest.
Inhabitants: these include the wolfetarian race (founding race) demons humans fallen angels and monsters.
Capital: aslandonia
Kingdoms: royal Kingdom (contains the capital) Valateri kingdom and Van Aalsburg. (Later all become the royal Kingdom.)
Motto: a place of freedom equality peace and happiness
Aslandonia is a place of freedom equality
peace and happiness.
I would wanna visit aslandonia if it were real,with it's lush green fields and sky high mountains.
peace and happiness.
I would wanna visit aslandonia if it were real,with it's lush green fields and sky high mountains.
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