Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

ashton drake

A fucking cunt who should stop googling himself. You fucking narcissistic prick.

Oh god, this kid in my school was such an Ashton Drake.

by 8lue0range September 19, 2017

Ashton

Ashton great at having sex makes you horney and all that he does

Wow ashton was great last night

What do you mean

He made me orgasm in 2 minutes

by The guy with all the women March 16, 2019

ashtonisalilrebel

The swaggest and best 5sos tiktok account

ashtonisalilrebel would like to suck michaels toes 👁👅👁

by calumlefttoe June 8, 2021

Ashton Rock

The person in the group chat who has the most dominator moments

“Dominator just jizzed,he’s such an Ashton rock”

by Cayman Rock June 15, 2021

Ashkon

Easily the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got sexy eyes and even sexier hair. Don’t be intimidated by his good looks because deep down he cares about those around him.

“Have you heard of that hot, balanced guy?”

“Oh yeah, Ashkon? I heard he just donated his college funds to charity”

“Really? Even after buying that homeless guy a new home?”

“I know right… he's so dreamy”

by overslept June 30, 2021

Ashton Middleton

Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist

That man is an ashton middleton

by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022