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fuck

The word that is said immediately after the WiFi stops working.
"FUCK! THE WIFI STOPPED WORKING!"
by explodoboy June 29, 2017
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For the fuck of it

Guy 1: Bro, why are u buying that expensive controller when you don't even play your Xbox?

Guy 2: Lol just for the fuck of it, this controller is nice as hell!
by LowkeyLousy August 21, 2017
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Fucks

The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 18, 2011
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fuck it

An expresssion used when... eh... fuck it.
by yipppeeeKAYyay January 20, 2006
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fuck

Yes, fuck.
1; The insertion of a male's genitals into another humans' genitals or anus. Also known as having sex with someone.
2; Used for exaggeration by placing the word before another they would like to further express.
3; A person who is far from intelligent.
1; I've fucked a tortoise in my past life.
2; Ducks can't fucking sneeze you dumbass! ..They can't right?
3; You're one huge moronic fuck to have had to search what fuck means on the Urban Dictionary as am I for taking the time to define it to the horny shits who actually search these things up, like you, my dear friend.
by danlester June 9, 2016
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That's Fucked

When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.It is simply just fucked.
Jerome: That nigga just got po'd and he just got out
Jacob: Damn son That's Fucked
by BariBlue July 21, 2014
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The fuck is this?

Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.
"General, we have an intruder!"

"The fuck is this?"
by doughnuts June 13, 2013
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