AppleGold

A minimod that I respect but hate at the same time

Bro AppleGold is so gay…still love him tho

by yeah.#6847 December 10, 2021

applegender

A person who identifies as a certain variation of an apple.

Mom, a kid said they identify as applegender. What does that mean.

It’s 2am go back to bed.

A P P L E G E N D E R

by kratorlosttheirgeens March 10, 2022

Applehead

Someone who wears a apple vision headset in public or someone who uses a lot of apple products daily

That person is an Applehead walking across the street

by Hydrox0 February 19, 2024

Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.

We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.

He got around like Richard Appleseed.

by A modest historian July 7, 2018

Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020