Sexual apparatus

Possably the most polite and sexually neutral way to call genitalia.

I want to touch your sexual apparatus.

by Kokuraz September 26, 2005

Apparatial

Denoting that something requires an apparatus; antonym of "hand held"
eg. a missile is apparatial because it must be fired from a turret or vehicle, however an RPG is not because it portable and operated directly by thee user.

"Apparatial Offensive Technology"

by SwimmingBark64 July 18, 2021

Apparation

Operation in Separatist Apparition, frequently employing Media Imagichicanery*.

Also "to apparate", Apparationist, apparatic & Apparatism; Apparatist.

The Right-Wing-Narrative Constractors* apparation to discredit all forms of Socialism has partly promoted its renewed popularity among the people.

by PartisanZ July 19, 2022

Wario Apparition

You want fun? Wario show you fun!
Because this thing is popular for some reason. It's a disembodied Wario head that can supposedly appear in Super Mario 64 and give people stroke-like symptoms and memory loss.

"Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..." No. Oh wait, I need to put Wario Apparition here? Okay.

by i am cooler than all of you February 13, 2021

apparatus

an attractive male or female specimen

"damn that is one hot piece of apparatus. brap and a subsequent dingdong"

by pleasantmotherpheasantplucker December 5, 2012

apparatus

sexual toy

hey! they used an apparatus!

by nookiexxx March 1, 2010

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

by Force434 November 5, 2006