hiking the Appalachian trail

Leaving your wife and kids and job to go sex up a hot Argentinean lady

Did you hear about Mark Sanford? He was totally hiking the Appalachian trail for 5 days last week!

by blarney230 June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Cheating on your wife with some Argentine hussy sexpot.

Gov. Sanders of South Carolina was Hiking the Appalachian Trail on Father's Day instead of hanging out with his family.

by djnonsequitur June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Euphemism for sticking it in the butt of an Argentinian woman.

Governor Sanford (R) was furiously hiking the Appalachian Trail for several days over Father's Day weekend.

by ZezAzeZ June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an extramarital affair in another country, especially South America.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail last week and didn't tell anyone where he was, but he's really really sorry about it.

by Ken Starr June 24, 2009

apalachian trail

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other

this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

by Charli XXX December 16, 2014

hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

by AZAFVET August 20, 2009