antiquititties

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

by picc285 April 13, 2019

flatulus antiquitus

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

annique

She always looks good, smells nice and is perfect in every single way. She will make you smile and you will fall for her, you can trust her with everything and anything and she will always be there for you.....but always give her the respect she deserves becasue people take her for granted.

whats that smell? Oh it’s just annqiue. who’s that she’s beautiful? That’s annique she’s a real stunner

by nobody113 May 19, 2018

Atique

A person with a great personality, and who is very loyal to his friends and who is against betrayal and hates traitors. He holds a positive attitude towards new people he meets and treats them the way they treat him. He is a person who never gives up during failure. He is a great resourceful person and has a great potential to become very successful in life.

You are like atique

by TheoneondonlyLegend March 29, 2019

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Antiqui-tea bag

When an old guy tea bags you.

Old man: "Hey can I antiqui-tea bag you?"

by the master wordmaker oh yea January 22, 2020

Anique

An Anique is a beautiful, smart, intelligent and incredibly sexy young lady. She's usually full of energy and can make you laugh in a matter of seconds. Anique is one of the best people you will ever come to meet in your entire life. She has the sweetest personality and makes the best faces. She's so incredibly hot (and half-ish gay) and the best friend who will always be there for you by your side whenever you need her. As long as you have an Anique in your life, you will be forever happy. Never lose her if you ever meet one, you'll be losing a part of your heart if ever you chose to let her go. Cherish her forever and always and never doubt her because she can whip your face with her thick haired ponytail. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she's supper thicc. Like she's seriously the best human you will ever meet. This gorgeous girl has blessed the world with her presence and I have no clue where I would be in life without her by my side. I love you Anique.

Person #1. Wow... Anique is such a cutie! Wish I could ask her out...
Person #2. No man, she's already crushing.
Person #3. Dude, she's so hot, I still can't believe she's single.
Person #1. Back off man, you're being such a creep...
Person #3. By calling her hot?
Person #1. C'mon, she's already crushing... We'll talk more when she doesn't like anyone.
Person #2. Man that's some respect.
Person #1. Only for her. ;3

by Proxy Greene~ November 30, 2018