Angst Sandwich

1. A metaphorical food used to describe something that is outrageously angsty, Emo, Gothic, or gloomy in nature.

2: The feeling in your stomach when you feel miserable (i.e. you feel like you've eaten an "Angst Sandwich).

1: Dude, Interview with a Vampire was such an Angst Sandwich!

2: I feel terrible after my girlfriend told me she was dumping me, it's like I've eaten an Angst Sandwich!

by TeenAuthor September 24, 2007

Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

angus mcfife

Not to confuse with Angus McFife XIII
Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife

Which Angus McFife will defeat Zargothrax in the next album?

by Dundax himself May 27, 2020

Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

teen angst

When teenagers, for any number of reasons combined with their hormones and stress from school, get depressed. Contrary to popular beleif, some teenagers actually do have it rough and have to deal with shit most adults don't have to. Other teens don't and just like to pretend they do. Either way, everyone has a right to be pissed off

Teen who actually has it tough and has teen angst as a result:

"I am really depressed man my parent died and nobody is helping"

Teen (usually a popular kid) who likes to think they have it rough due to teen angst:

"Man, nobody gets me I hate my parents bla...bla...bla..."

by J.D. Caulfield March 8, 2008

pepper your angus

Prepare yourself for some serious shit. Adapted from "prepare your anus."

You'd better pepper your angus for leg day today.

by Miley Hepatitis May 14, 2015

life angst

The confusion and dispair at being unable to see the way ahead for your life. Usually results in inaction, thus perpetuating the state.

"My brother is stressed out and depressed all the time, he's got life angst".

by Henry S Baker June 14, 2006