by niveartline January 30, 2009
Get the Ovary Angle mug.The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.
This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.
Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.
Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.
Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.
TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.
Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.
Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.
Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.
TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.
Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.
Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.
Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.
Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.
Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
by Drink With Us November 25, 2018
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The name Angelyse means so many things to people but not much to her. A Angelyse is very outgoing, caring, and strong minded. When you first meet her she is very shy but friendly, she will help you with anything you need as long as it’s positive. There are so many ways to describe how loving she is to her friends and family. She loves to laugh (watch comedy, reenact funny memes, and funny events that happened in their life), she makes everyone that ever got to know her feel special and wanted.
A Angelyse is usually brown haired, brown eyed, and tall... and that’s only some of the reasons she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
A Angelyse is usually brown haired, brown eyed, and tall... and that’s only some of the reasons she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Guy 1~ have you seen Angelyse, she’s so gorgeous. I wish I could have a girl like her.
Guy 2~ me too, she’s so beautiful and kind.
Guy 2~ me too, she’s so beautiful and kind.
by Riley Brazy April 18, 2019
Get the angelyse mug.The acute angle created by the spreading of the legs in a female. The apex being at the groin. The angle is noted to be increased in direct correlation with promiscuity.
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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That girl Rik is a pro at the angel angles, but then she hit me with a pic at the right angle and blew my mind.
by mattsj July 3, 2018
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by hgusaoghsdoighsgs June 20, 2008
Get the Ansley mug.Early Twenty First Century American woman's name meaning Beautiful Warrior Princess. She just as at home with antique firearms as she is at a tea party. She exhibits Laura Croft like qualities, and can sometimes be spotted riding a vintage motorcycle home from a ballet class.
1-I cant believe she went straight from winning the soccer game to being Prom Queen in the same day; she's such an Ansley! 2- Barbie's hero is Ansley! 3-IfChuck Norris was a hot girl he'd be an Ansley.
by AnsleysDad September 15, 2012
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