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North Andover

Why are people hatin' on North Andover for getting fucked up every weekend? I love getting fucked up every weekend.
Hey bro , what you doing this weekend?

Headin' to North Andover to get fucked up!
by Titalus November 3, 2010
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North Andover

A small town in north-eastern Massachusetts. There is only one public high school, good old NAHS, so you'll probably end up going there. It's a pretty sick school, it's new and big. NAHS is famous world-wide for the recent pot brownies incident which shut down the junior prom. North Andover is a pretty boring town, if you're a teenager there's pretty much nothing to do except go to parties every weekend. The people in North Andover are generally rich, so parents usually go away on vacations to Costa Rica or the Bahamas, leaving their bratty little kids to throw ragers while they're gone.

The kids in North Andover are generally alright, but you have your groups: annoying middle-schoolers, freshman, hoes, ghetto kids, asians, sheltered girls, druggies, jocks, popular girls, trashy girls, popular guys (usually the jocks), sexually active GSA (gay-straight alliance) group, and the edgy kids.
person 1: "Hey what town was on the news for the pot brownies again?"

person 2: "North Andover, duhh!"

person 1: "Of course it's North Andover!!"
by asdfghjkl33 April 28, 2011
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North Andover

North Andover is a rich ass town with two kinds of people in it. Either you're rich and don't appreciate it or you struggle to afford even fitting in at the public schools. Girls say either say they are sluts, but aren't really or they say they are the most innocent person ever and wear short shots and try to get with every guy. Guys are super bored with their lives and do something to themselves that will get other people's attention. And anybody who can actually afford a car gets cars that look way better than the teachers' cars in high school. There's also 2 types of people in North Andover. You're either really innocent and don't know shit about the real world or you know EVERYTHING and waste your knowledge on asking for certain pictures on snap chat and smoking cocaine. Also the people who are rich are best friends with EVERY teacher at school and always get good grades and the people who are average or less with money are not liked by the teachers and get average grades and have average everything.
Me-"what town do you live in?"
Person- "Lawrence, you?"
Me-"North Andover."
Person-"Oh that's a rich town."
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North Andover

A decent sized upper class suburban town full of air heads with spray tans. The kids have way to much of their parents money and so do the parents. Everyone is expected to have the latest crap and all desgner clothes, and the parents are stupid enough or away on their constant vacations, to even notice what theyre kids are doing. A crew of kids tend to go awy to prep schools where they waste more of their parents money not learning education learning how to smoke joints. But if you go to the high school you can get the same knowledge from the "emos" (who need to shower) if you don't know how to get wasted spend one night here and you'll learn and probably end up hooking up with one of the sleezy easy cheerleaders. If your gay theres the preppy boys who attempt to act chill but allthey want is a big penis up their shitter. No matter where you live if you wanna go to a good party come to NA.
guy 1: dude i wanna like go to a party
guy 2: let's go to north andover i hear carly's parents are away

3 days later

guy 1: that was sickk
guy 2: i know i got so wasted and had hot sex with the quarterback
guy 1: thats gross i did it with one of the easy cheerleaders
by hoe facee biznatchess June 26, 2008
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Phillips Academy Andover

Phillips Academy Andover is a famous private school in Andover, Massachusetts with a reputation as one the premier schools in the United States. It is the high school of President George Bush and his father. The school is historically connected with Yale sicne in past generations a large percentage of their students later attended Yale.
It fits very well in Andover since Andover is a town filled with rich people and those who want to be rich who look down at everyone else. This causes other people to not like the Andover people since they suck.
by hasafienda April 27, 2005
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North Andover

what can we say about north andover.....

well for starts this town sucks!!!
theres not much to do besides hang out downtown, which is lame, and ur automatically druggie if u hang there. pretty much weekends consist of getting fucked up!! and thats pretty much it.
so lets talk about the girls in the high school
each year the freshman girls get sleezeier and easier. and the majority of na girls have fake tans, white teeth,they all wear ugg boots and drink D&D .NA runs on dunkins!! there all 2 faced rich bitches who think there the shit. they get used by every guy in school. there the kind of girls that drunk before the dances but cant handle it. so they end making them look even worse then before. GOOD JOBS girls! there like talking to a parott, they repeat everything to anyone!!!
alright heres to the boys..
NA boys also suck. no manners imature, playa's and liers.
there is a one in a million chance that ull get a good one. its so hard to find a guy in this town. and if u do hes already slept with the cheerleading squad and half the FB team! the preppy ones suck mad dick and think they know everything.
PS NA IS not the hood!!!!!!!! wear clothes that fit you!!!!
kids in NA think there ghetto. but when they school they get in there BMW mustangs, Lexus.. good one!
hippi kids
these are the best kids i have ever met in my life. these are the real life kids in the town they no whats good. and they no how life works. thats because they dont get everything handed to them. they have to figure out how to live and how to get by in life. i have the best times with them! skipping school smoking weed! goign the mall! smoking butts drinking have a grand old time!!!!!!
love them
emo kids
they need to shower!!!!!!!!!! like u smelll!!!!!! there not even like emo they pretend. ripped shirts and bandana spikey hair black eyeliner doesnt make u emo!! it just makes u werid. MCR sucks!!!!!!!!!! grr they make me mad
this town is pretty much worst then any other town around here
north andover girl: omg i got so trashed this weekend. i like jumped on 20 guys and fell down the stairs! i was like sooooo drunk
other NA girl: omg where they hott?!
by sammmmalammmma January 13, 2008
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